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Laurie Buckhout Suspended for Campaigning with a Side Bet

By Campaigns, Polls & Political Machinery Desk Sep 3, 2026

North Carolina House candidate Laurie Buckhout faced a three-year suspension from Kalshi after betting on her own election, highlighting the bizarre intersection of gambling and politics. The retired Army colonel admitted her lack of foresight in wagering on herself, as several others have faced similar fates for betting on their own races.

Laurie Buckhout Suspended for Campaigning with a Side Bet

Laurie Buckhout, the North Carolina Republican House candidate, has officially set a new standard for self-sabotage by betting on her own campaign, which has landed her a three-year suspension from Kalshi. The decision, made under the high-minded Rule 5.17(z), suggests that perhaps the only thing more surprising than a candidate wagering on themselves is the fact that they didn’t think it through beforehand.

In a remarkable announcement that can only be described as a masterclass in campaign blunders, Buckhout bought less than $1,000 in contracts to bet on her race against Democratic incumbent Don Davis. As a candidate with direct influence over the election outcome, her actions have raised eyebrows and questions about the wisdom of mixing politics with personal profit. The settlement notice, published with the gravitas usually reserved for international treaties, stated that her ban took effect last Friday, bringing her betting endeavors to a screeching halt.

In response to the situation, Buckhout told The Hill, "I bet on myself. Literally. It was a dumb mistake." Such humble candor from a candidate is refreshing, although one might wonder how much further her campaign could go if she had bet on a more strategic outcome, like maybe not breaking the rules first. The penalty, which includes a staggering fine of $2,589.96—more than double her initial wager—shows that Kalshi’s compliance department is apparently very serious about self-betting infractions.

A Pattern of Political Betting Blunders

To make matters even more intriguing, Buckhout is not alone in her miscalculations. Kalshi has previously penalized multiple candidates for engaging in similar gambling antics. This includes Minnesota state Senator Matt Klein and former congressional candidate Ezekiel Enriquez, both of whom now have five-year suspensions to ponder their life choices. The pattern is becoming clear: if you’re running for office, do not bet on yourself unless you’re prepared to lose—not just in the election, but in the betting market as well.

Your takeaway

As if the drama couldn’t escalate further, former Rep. George Santos was permanently banned for a whopping trade on his own attendance at the State of the Union address, proving that some candidates might just take the cake in the game of political absurdity. Kalshi’s regulatory efforts have led to a veritable buffet of bizarre suspensions, raising the question of whether the exchange should start offering a rewards program for the most outrageous self-sabotage.

As Buckhout prepares for a rematch against Davis, having previously lost by a narrow margin in 2024, one must wonder what her next campaign strategy will be. Will she try to outsmart Kalshi by cleverly betting on her opponent or perhaps just focus on not betting at all? Whatever her future holds, one thing is certain: her campaign will be remembered—for better or worse—as one that involved a rather unique approach to fundraising and political strategy.